This horseshit. I dedicated mine to my partner and married her afterwards.

If this is the kind of stuff the prof is sending in writing I can only imagine the kind of bullshit the are pulling in person and with everything else.

I would be complaining to the dean.

Wait are these emails real? I thought it was satire…

Nice username, fellow Malazan fan(probably).

Yes, the emails seem to be satire.

First in last out baby
“First in, Last Out” indeed.