Yesterday I was asked if I was trans because I have a trans flag on my laptop bag (alongside two rainbow badges and a bisexual kitty badge). Yes seriously, me. A sizzling daddy Dom lookalike.
It was in a coffee shop. I suspect the idiot was trying to troll.
I just responded "the sky has rainbows and it's not gay"
I think he actually underwent a blue screen of death.
Apologies to the sky if I misgendered it for the purposes of shutting down a prick.