People’s kids, especially toddlers/babies. Like, I’m so sorry but I literally could not give any less fucks. Even those I consider family, I’m like tolerant of but I don’t want to sit and have a whole ass conversation about what your kid did at daycare. Talk to me when they’re older and doing actual cool shit.

Oh god this.

I’m sure parenting a young child feels really isolating. But YOU chose to isolate yourself. I didn’t.