#Homeopathic cure for #drowning:
Start with water and dilute it with water until there is no water left.
@juliaclement hilarious
@edendestroyer Thank you. Unlike most of my memes, I very occasionally use this joke on stage. When I do I go on to point out that homeopathy also uses sugar pills & ethanol as dilutants then ask the audience if they'd like to know my cures for diabetes & alcoholism?