What is your funniest case of misheard song lyrics?

(When you thought the lyric was one thing but it turned out to be totally different)

A friend thought “Pretty Vacant” by the Sex Pistols was “Streaky Bacon”. Another thought “Battery” by Metallica was “Bakery” (pronounced BAK-A-RAY). In keeping with the food theme I thought the lyric “fingernails, cigarettes; a lousy dinner” in the Replacements ‘I Will Dare’ was “bacon and cigarettes” for longer than I care to admit.
My SIL thought Battery was backdoor-raid. I still can’t unhear it