nivs
But seriously. The cat went out. There was a crash. The cat is found in the hall in full zoomies mode. The only open window is the upstairs bathroom which is far from any other ledge or window. Ruling out teleportation, it's a boggle how she got in. I'm not ruling out teleportation.
Mar 3 at 11:20pmWeb
Show threadC.Mar 3

@nivrig

Bathroom window? I'm betting catapult.

"The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" also comes to mind.

Show threadnivsMar 3
@cazabon She is quite a young cat.
Show threadTom ForsythMar 3
@nivrig Cats have extremely broad quantum wavefunctions. If you don't observe them constantly, the little buggers will absolutely take advantage. You don't hear any tales about Schrodinger's Dog, do you?
Show threadnivsMar 4
@TomF Indeed. Dogs demand you observe them at all times. They are very uncomfortable with uncollapsed probabilities.
Show threadDidier MalenfantMar 4
@nivrig i say different it’s two cats
Show threadAnton PiatekMar 4
@nivrig boringly, cats can climb brick walls if determined enough..
Show threadnivsMar 4
@sldrant
Show thread@shezza_tMar 4

@nivrig When that happened here with #SamCat I eventually worked out he’d come in through the velux window over the stairs.

I worked it out when the neighbour told me she’d found him in her house when she came back from the shops. Much to the disgust of her elderly lady cat.

Neighbour wouldn’t let me pay for the broken vase either 🙃