supersquirrelMar 3

Trump administration has still not settled on reasons for going to war with Iran

https://sopuli.xyz/post/42033909

Trump administration has still not settled on reasons for going to war with Iran - Sopuli

Folks, CALM DOWN, this is still in the workshopping phase ok? First we bomb them, then we workshop WHY we bombed them, do you not understand the plan!?

Show threadTar_AlcaranMar 3
The reason is, and I’ll bet a lot of money on this: an LLM told them to.
Show threadWammityblamMar 3
Not quite. Israel told them to.
Show threadLost_My_Mind

You’re both wrong.

It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children. If we go to war, that becomes the focus. No longer putting pressure on trump over how trump rapes children. See, I have to keep typing trump rapes children, because society seems to have the memory of a goldfish, and have forgotten that trump rapes children.

Now, view every action he’s done since taking office, and underatand understand that EVERYTHING is a distraction from trump raping children.

Now don’t forget this time, ok?

Mar 3 at 9:50pmWeb
Show threadUnderpantsWeevilMar 3

It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children.

I believe we’re now talking about how he murders children

Show threade0qdkMar 3

I believe we’re now talking about how he murders children

Unfortunately, yes: en.wikipedia.org/…/2026_Minab_school_airstrike

2026 Minab school airstrike - Wikipedia

Show threadBrickhead92Mar 4

Does he rape the children before or after he rapes them?

It’s both, isn’t it

Show threadWammityblamMar 4
I get the sentiment, but war is worse than obvious pedophiles trying and failing to hide their crimes
Show threadZinkMar 4
It’s also very possible that the war is a roudabout consequence of the child rape, assuming Epstein was a Mossad honeypot and Israel really really wants the US to be blowing up Iran right now.
Show thread4gramsMar 4

None of you are wrong, this is multiple levels of stupid. The dictator wants a war so he can cancel elections, the other even more genocidal dictator wants more genocide so they cook up a plan. These morons shop it to the white supremacist running the department of WAR, and he gets a raging jesus boner at the idea. So they all sit down and ask mecha-hitler for a plan…

That’s where we are.