Cardassian bathrooms are the worst

https://startrek.website/post/36341126

Shouldn’t the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?
No because Picard is speaking the truth. No one uses the other two, and therefore they aren’t urinals
I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.
Right, but that’s the funny thing about jokes. They don’t need to be 100% accurate to be funny.
Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?
Fuck this I’m just pissing my pants

I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.

In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.

I’m not a monster, not even close.

Cardassian bathroom:

That’s only because you haven’t yet seen a Bolian bathroom.