Hey kids, in the olden days you bought (instead of “rented”) software and it came in a box with a disc and it was yours to use forever!
@rasterweb wait a sec! in the olden days I downloaded (instead of "rented") ~100 rar files from 3 different free file hosters and then after unzipping it I launched an unsigned executable that came with badass custom UI and 8 bit music and I didnt even had to pay for Photoshop