I love this and yet sadly when it comes down to who is best at playing dead in response to threats, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries clearly take gold medals, so I think that muddles it a bit if you are trying to make a new party.

How about we replace the bald eagle then? Opossums are more North American imho.

P.S. What if I just wanted an excuse to post a cute animal image for everyone in the middle of this stressful time in history? Lol