LadyButterfly she/herMar 3
Freaky
Show threadđź‘ŤMaximum Derekđź‘ŤMar 3
So without their feathers they look like they act?
Show threadGreenShimadaMar 3
I hope what you’re implying is that swan feathers are a suit made to deceive humans from their obvious lizard people pet agenda, and that Big Feather needs to be held accountable. I’ve already booked guests for the podcast and have 17 articles in my substack,
Show threadLost_My_MindMar 3
I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.
Show threadFuglyDuckMar 3

You’ve never met a swan, have you?

“Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

(Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

Mute Swan Attacks Gull For Being Within Attacking Range

YouTube
Show threadLumidaubMar 3
Weirdly, the notion that swans are particularly aggressive is one I learnt on the English-speaking part of the internet (so I instantly assume it’s an USianism). Any references to swan behaviour that I can find in German talk about how they’re associated with calm and serenity.
Show threadSwedneck

i have to wonder if americans uh, get them confused with geese… Because geese can absolutely have a tendency to actively harass you, while swans don’t get close enough to interact with us in the first place.

Unless american swans are just suffering from lead poisoning like the general population?

Mar 3 at 4:47pmWeb