Stamets

Pure hypocrisy

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64711493

Mar 3 at 11:53amWeb
Show threadDippyMar 3
I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
Show threadSkyeStarfallMar 3
They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
Show threadDippyMar 3
Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
Show threadkibiz0rMar 3
Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 4
I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don’t think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin’s realm). Seems a little unfair.
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 4
Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…
Show threadDippyMar 4
The silmarillion cant stop me because I cant read
Show threadInfynisMar 7
If they didn’t get all the extra time, elves would never get anything done
Show threadKoboldCoterieMar 3
Hear me out here: Kobolds.
Show threadmacnielMar 3
Let me tell you about Goblins.
Show threadchuckleslordMar 3

I die. You die. We all die. Big woof! Have a treato - it’ll make it better.

Show threadDenvilMar 3
Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat
Show threadKoboldCoterieMar 3
This is brilliant.
Show threadd00eryMar 3
Uhh Human resources … Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 4
Nah the elves think the humans are resources.
Show threadFilthyShroomsMar 3

Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”

Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years

(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)

Show threadSoupMar 3
I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.
Show threadArchpawnMar 4

Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years.

Call a dwarf a slur and he’ll write it down in the Book of Grudges and he and his kin will hold it against you and yours until the grudge is settled.

Show threadHonytawkMar 4
How many elves did you test that hypothesis on?
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 4

Not knowing dwarves hold grudges?

Believe it or not, also a grudgin’

Show threadMasterkraft0rMar 3
FOR CARL!
Show threadArchpawnMar 4
How is it hypocracy? She treats the guy who tells the truth well and the liar badly.
Show threadInfynisMar 7
What’s with the quote at the bottom right?