lumpenproletariat
breadstickism
Mar 3 at 5:00amWeb
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 3

I’m an idiot.

It took me a couple of reads to figure out why ‘he’ was stashing bread sticks and had a purse.

Show threadresipsaloquiturMar 3
I think if you assume any pronouns in this exchange you’re going to have a bad time.
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 3

Yep. Idiot for a few minutes (I got better).

It’s wonderfully wholesome.

Show threadStarvingMartistMar 3
It’s a “Murse” thank you, and it can fit 3 cubic feet of bread stick
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 3
That’s just a loaf of bread my man.
Show threadbottleofchipsMar 3
The original bread stick
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernMar 3
Bread log
Show threadtiramichuMar 3

“Party-size” bread stick.

Is that a baguette?

Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 3
We call that a bread-sabre 'round these parts.
Show threadEchMar 3
“I’d like a litre of sourdough.”
Show threadcorsicanguppyMar 3
Sooo 12 litres?
Show threadMadrigalMar 3
I misread “purse” and ended up in a very different story.
Show threadragingHungryPandaMar 3
I somehow didn’t read fully and thought the bread sticks were being shoved in the mouth
Show threadrockerface🇺🇦Mar 3
Ah yes, the conquest of breadsticks
Show threadTakapapatapakaMar 3
Thank you for this joke, it made my day <3
Show threadKorhakaMar 3
I don’t like it, I feel like most feminist spaces would allow people like Bezos and Musk to live.
Show threadlumpenproletariatMar 3
liberal ones maybe