There's an alternate timeline where the CueCat was hugely successful and we all carry them around daily, and there is a vibrant ecosystem of custom CueCat holsters for sale as quick and convenient CueCat access is essential to the modern lifestyle.

@gloriouscow @SnoopJ

I STILL HAVE THIS WTF

@rusty__shackleford @SnoopJ

well quick, fucking scan something!!!

@gloriouscow @SnoopJ

I have shaken a tree and will hear back tomorrow, this is amusing