ohulancutash
He’s ineligible on the grounds of height.
Mar 3 at 4:04amWeb
Show threadPricklesthemagicfishMar 3
Ill make an exception for him
Show threadMeekerThanBeakerMar 3
I’m sure that family could find a way to get him onto the front lines. They’ve broken so many rules before, what’s one more?
Show threadoutofthisworldMar 3
Rules don’t exist for the rich in America.
Show threadlumpenproletariatMar 3
Chop his legs off.
Show threadlukaroMar 3
I was thinking lowes has plenty of tools that would shorten him up real quick.
Show threadAnchoriteMagusMar 3

The corpsman on my sub, who had been in for 15 years and done two tours in the sandbox during our first go-round in the 90s, was 6’7".

If he can get a waiver to patch bullet wounds in the desert and then cram his Jolly Green Giant ass into a submarine, then Orange Lite can certainly join up.

Show threadkbobabobMar 3

Limit is 6’8"

Baron is supposedly 6’9", which is really convenient.

Show threadGuyFawkesVMar 3
About that; dad musta been a tall pool boy.
Show threadkbobabobMar 4
Probably a basketball player
Show threadUnderpantsWeevilMar 3
You only get to say that until you’ve seen how many times he’s clipped his head on a doorframe.
Show threadDagwoodIIIMar 3

Trump’s grandfather left Germany to escape the draft. Fred Trump got WW2 deferments and Donnie’s ‘bone spurs’ are, of course, the stuff of legends.

Barron has a legitimate deferment, so unless Tiffany joins, the family will be five generations without service.

Show threadohulancutashMar 3
And good for them.
Show threadDagwoodIIIMar 3

Why ‘good for them?’

They were all happy to let other folks go and get killed.

Show threadohulancutashMar 3
Everyone should avoid war.
Show threadDagwoodIIIMar 3

So, people in Gaza shouldn’t fight back?

Because they should avoid war?

Show threadohulancutashMar 3
Nuance goes over the head of some people. Not Barron of course. He’s a beanpole.