What is your funniest case of misheard song lyrics?

(When you thought the lyric was one thing but it turned out to be totally different)

A song by Fear factory called Linchpin the intro the singer goes “can’t take me apart!” Sounds like “cat, give me your paw!!”
No toucan, take! No toucan, take!
Great, now the song is gonna sound even funnier in my head. Gotta read this to my 5 yr old. He loves the misheard version.