What is your funniest case of misheard song lyrics?

(When you thought the lyric was one thing but it turned out to be totally different)

Whatever they’re saying in that justice song. Contagious beat but it sounds like they’re singing about… peepee dance? youre always flapping your ??? at me? I have NO IDEA what theyre saying
Do you know which album it’s off of? Now I really want to know what song you’re on about haha
I think it’s called d.a.n.c.e. Basically the big hit

Oh, interesting. I find that to be one of their more intelligible ones. Though I still don’t know what a p-y-t or b-y-t is

Took me ages to work out what’s being said in DVNO

Those letters are in d.a.n.c.e. are so random. I’ve never invested any time into figuring any of it out. I guess the lyrics to dvno never jumped out at me. I just gave it a listen and yep. Hard to understand. I usually just hear justice in whatever electronic music feed. I should check out an album