Mastodawn

What is your funniest case of misheard somg lyrics?

(When you thought the lyric was one thing but it turned out to be totally different)

This is called a “Mondegreen,” and there are some examples here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

I’m actually freaked out that every single example listed there was cited by a comment here but I’ve never expereicned any of those mondegreens