The year is 2045. You're a California resident and you have always dreamed of using a Microsoft AI Computing Terminal. You just turned 35, the minimum legal age for interacting with computing equipment. The terminals take a sample of your blood on every login to test for drugs, for your own safety on the internet. Because you forgot to declare that you smoked weed a week ago, Gavin MechaNewsom shows up and shoots you in the head.