AS I KEEP REPEATING ENDLESSLY—(no, not "with the Right it's *always* projection", although yes, that too)—*do not trust* an oviparous lagomorph, lagomorphs are universally viviparous, an oviparous one is *obviously* Wrong, there is obviously some ghastly parasitic reproductive cycle in play here and it will all end in tears and screaming when the "egg" opens.

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