Ok new rule, products of subsidiaries of nasty tech companies get referred to by the most disreputable name in the structure, not their branding.

They're not Waymo robotaxis. They're Google robotaxis.

It's not Whole Foods Market. It's Amazon Foods Market.

It's not Meta Glasses. It's Facebook Glasses.

@dalias Ok, but Monsanto bought the company that invented heroin and chose to abandon the Monsanto name in favor of Bayer. Monsanto's definitely worse, though.
@StarkRG @dalias Monsanto Aspirin
@StarkRG @dalias But historically Zyklon B Aspirin