Ok new rule, products of subsidiaries of nasty tech companies get referred to by the most disreputable name in the structure, not their branding.

They're not Waymo robotaxis. They're Google robotaxis.

It's not Whole Foods Market. It's Amazon Foods Market.

It's not Meta Glasses. It's Facebook Glasses.

@dalias
can I just call them metadouche glasses?
or asswipe glasses?
@Asbestos Facebook being there is key because Facebook is so extremely uncool.