Alright fedi, just got back from the Nix Store, ended up buying /etc/nixos#nixosConfigurations.Infini-FRAMEWORK.config.system.build.toplevel
@Infinidoge this is cool how

@cafkafk

Step 1: Buy a receipt printer
Step 2: Package the CUPS drivers
Step 3: Discover python-escpos
Step 4: Hyperfixate
Step 5: Discover nix path-info

Add to git repository, mix thoroughly, and execute script :)

receipts

Would you like to keep your receipt? :)

Forgejo: Beyond coding. We Forge.
@Infinidoge OMG I LOVE IT
@tarneo The receipt printer has been worth every penny, and it has done absolutely nothing serious since the day I got it. We'll see if I infect another with the joys of eBay receipt printers 
@Infinidoge @tarneo Consider me infected! I want a receipt printer now :)

@alanxoc3 @tarneo It spreads :)

My friend infected me (she bought 3 lmao), and so I pass it on to others

@alanxoc3 @Infinidoge Fedi nerds will soon represent the majority of the thermal printing market

@tarneo @alanxoc3 Unfortunely the number of fedi nerds is smaller than the number of businesses

With your help we can change that

@[email protected] yeah, it very much looks like infiniwhatever
@h0nza I did double check at the bottom of the receipt just to make sure. I can trust the kiosk, but always worth a double check
@Infinidoge Looks like a cobra!
receipts

Would you like to keep your receipt? :)

Forgejo: Beyond coding. We Forge.
@Infinidoge nix-collect-garbage -d

@Infinidoge

nixos-receipt

@ampersine nixos-receipt switch --flake /etc/nixos#...

Tbh that would actually be pretty reasonable if I can make it print the closure diff. Idea for later.

@Infinidoge wtf is this LMAOOOOO
I need more of it on my timeline :3

@yellow I think I can manage to print more receipts :)
(After I cut out any personal details I'm absolutely showing off the Bad Apple receipt. That took an age to print compared to this.)

If you have any silly ideas feel free to send them my way, I'll be messing with it more after finals week (and probably during finals week, we'll see) :)

@Infinidoge This is worse than CVS. I'm never going to shop here.
@jackemled On my way to leave a continuous trail of receipt all the way to your house
@Infinidoge This reminds me of when I worked as student helper as the computer lab in college and the ones in BASIC were learning to send print jobs.
@Infinidoge hmmm my closure is only around 2.8k. Guess I’m minimalist then
@Infinidoge you can manage your package preventing from damage while shipping with only a few ones of these
@Infinidoge I love thermal printers. Zero reason in particular, I just do.
@nosville22 They print so fast it's amazing. I can print >20 sharks per minute
@Infinidoge these "bundle deals" are getting out of control 😡
@Infinidoge /etc/nixos#nixosConfigurations.Infini-FRAMEWORK.config.system.build.toplevel? in this economy?
@boomhauer I got it for remarkably cheap, the main cost was the time spent rolling up the receipt. Took like 15 minutes! Unfortunately will need to go back and get another one once the season's updates roll in. Learned my lesson and will ask for no receipt.
@Infinidoge LOL i love this

@saige It's still the best $50 purchase I've ever made, as of recently I've been terrorizing my TTRPG party with it >:3

(Every enemy gets a printed stat block)

@Infinidoge average CVS reciept
@Jes I look at CVS receipts and scoff, for I know the true power that I hold in this little box of wonder