PugJesus

I just don't get all these new candy flavors tbqh

https://piefed.social/c/lotrmemes/p/1832300/i-just-don-t-get-all-these-new-candy-flavors-tbqh

Mar 2 at 2:33amWeb
Show threadSundrayMar 2
Don’t eat a balrog. That’s a real good way to get sick.
Show threadOwOarchistMar 2
But I kind of like the spicy candies…
Show threadSundrayMar 2

Well… okay. Let me see what I have in my purse:

Show threadOwOarchistMar 2
How is it supposed to be spicy enough if it doesn’t have a demon of the ancient world trapped inside?
Show threadArbitraryValueMar 2
I knew that house handing out full-size Durin’s Bars was too good to be true.
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 2
Chocolate and hot chilis go together like peanutbutter and jelly, so chocolate and hot balrog must go together like two other things that go together well. Right?
Show threadAganimMar 2
When your kid’s teeth dug too greedily and too deep into that delicious bar.
Show threadthreelonmusketeersMar 2
Inb4 KitKat steal this idea for their next exotic limited edition flavour.
Show threadMelllvarMar 2
Nougat and flame.