SatansMaggotyCumFartmilk rule
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/39265199
CarbonIceDragonEveryone dies immediately as all the water in their body gets replaced with milk, thus the broken toilets never become a problem.
SynapseBut milk itself is also mostly water. By how magic goes, milk is milk and blood is blood. The ocean though, is water and would be replaced by milk.