RandAlThorFeb 27

‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State

https://lemmy.ca/post/61069547

‘F*ck You!’ Canadian Podcaster Loses It Over Hockey Players Shaking Trump’s Hand Amid Threats to Seize Country as 51st State - Lemmy.ca

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Show threadAeaoFeb 27

One I’m about to say sounds silly but I say it often.

“He wants to make all of Canada a single state…wouldn’t you break it up into multiple states? With Canada as the 51 state be the new powerhouse? Like California? Because Canada is like a whole ass country”

And now that’s not the issue. The issue is that he’d threaten war at all… but imagine the entirety as Canada as one single state. Also Venezuela is the 52 state. Iran and Greenland are combined to the 53 state because fuck it its nearly 5 o’clock”

Show threadKowowowFeb 27
Everything is bigger in canada
Show threadAeaoFeb 27

Bro I live In Texas. I just saw this in all.

Everything, and I mean everything, is bigger in Texas

Except budget, taxes, healthcare, eduction, over all happiness, morals or freedom

But we’re number one in having an Alamo.

To be clear this is satire.

Show threadmoakley

Excuse me while I take a break to drink my large soda from Whataburger.

It’s gonna be a while.

Mar 1 at 5:24pmWeb
Show threadAeaoMar 1
It better be a dr. Pepper!