Surreal Memes - Divisions by zero

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shut the fuck up. let me die in peace.
That is a fucked up device, for rats and Mike

It’ll be a bitch if Mike is hairy, otherwise probably just really inconvenient

I guess depending on the size

Oh… Oh no! I’m doomed!!!
Let’s see Mike chew his leg off out of this one!
If you ever hear the sounds a rodent trapped in a glue trap makes, you’ll never want one of those traps anywhere near you again.
Yup, screw any non-discriminatory animal control. I work at a wildlife rescue and we have to pull birds and all kinds of animals off those things.
Finally someone got rid of that fucking guy!

such a mike thing to do.

Ike is next.
Michael Mouse?