Mastodawn

My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.

Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

Heals people => penicillin

Oh my, that explains everything!

Jesus was a type of Yeast, confirmed

Edit: Oh and also explains why eating his flesh and blood are bread and wine, too.

@agowa338
Did you then eat his fresh and drank his blood?