Thanks. I know.

Just amusing irony worth pointing out.

Pedantically, I should have used “wont be able” to future-tense it.

Anyway, I’m ready already, with a script to add to any of my distro-respins:

#!/usr/bin/env fish read -P "Are you old enough? (yes/no) " input if test "$input" = "yes" -o "$input" = "Yes" ; echo "Proceeding..." else ; echo "You are not old enough. Exiting." ; exit 1 ; end

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