You deserve happiness and nice things.
You deserve a huge library with one of those rolling ladders.
You deserve a secret library hidden within that library, filled with ancient texts of magic and maps showing the way back to the realm of faerie, where you truly belong.

@Edmonds_Scanner Well you could just pass the same one around because everyone is going to end up just following the maps and disappear forever. 😁

Just randomly pick people. "It's your turn to care for the library. You can read any books you want." "What happened to the previous person?" "They went away..."

Wait, I think this just turned into horror instead.

@nazokiyoubinbou @Edmonds_Scanner Nah it's just how L-space works.
@kilianheap @Edmonds_Scanner So, what you're saying as that, rather than a human librarian, we need a mon- uhm, orangutan?
@kilianheap @Edmonds_Scanner As long as I can get to look at the maps I'm fine with that.
@nazokiyoubinbou @Edmonds_Scanner Probably just need to bring a banana.