SnoopJ

been putting this one off for a while but I'm feeling like a point and click at the moment

plus, it has a #MasterBootRecord soundtrack 🤘

Mar 1 at 4:56amWeb
Show threadSnoopJMar 1
hell of a first impression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hDy0T8FSvM
VirtuaVerse intro

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Show threadSnoopJMar 4

I'm goin' back in for some VirtuaVerse. When last we'd left off, Nathan had joined a hacker gang that seems to mostly leave graffiti in AVR and talk to each other by encrypted means, and gotten a lead on where his girlfriend Jay has gotten to.

Also, he might have brought the heat down on her in the process of blackmailing the guy who was working at the Pill Street pharma in order to get him to sell one of the under-the-table Tracer Activators to swap for an AR cartridge.

"Honey, I caused Events to occur by approaching the world with Point-and-Click Adventure Game Logic again"

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
Neuromancer reference?
Show threadSnoopJMar 4

Can you take a piss in the bathroom in VirtuaVerse?

✅ yes, you can

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
Like any good hacker, Nathan knows that having the manual is going to be a big benefit.
Show threadSnoopJMar 4
Unsurprisingly, overclocking the quadcopter's CPU did not make it fly faster.
Show threadSnoopJMar 4

Sidebar: it does rather annoy me when people say "drone" and mean "quadcopter" or any other aerial vehicle that is in fact not autonomous

I know I've lost this battle many years ago, though.

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
okay but what if I overclocked the quadcopter's CPU harder
Show threadSnoopJMar 4

this game loves the "yes, but actually no" trick. overclocking harder does work, but then you need to replenish the quadcopter's liquid coolant

you know, that thing that all quadcopters have

Show threadSnoopJMar 4

anyway, it's time to ask the BDSM couple about which sex holograms are available from the boutique AVR artist they told me about

this is a good game

Show threadSnoopJMar 4

oh hrm, I assumed I'd have new dialogue with them, but I don't!

Nathan needs to make up his mind about what kind of sex hologram he wants. There is presumably a puzzle we would be trying to solve with this, but maybe I don't have what I need to solve it yet. Time to pull on another thread elsewhere

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
wow, Nathan is very whiny when he does finally catch up with Jay!
Show threadSnoopJMar 4

I did a little bit of Point-and-Click Adventure Game homework and now I'm getting a lore dump via C64-style demo.

'Hell yea' moment.

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
this is a Bechdel test pass
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
you know what time it is? It's ASCII code table puzzle time
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
presented without comment
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
okay but I do have a comment: this is a funny thing to put in a game when you run an IRC server (mbrserver.com)
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
greetz 2 da Technomancers
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
in which I solve a puzzle by signing a character up for a bunch of AVR spam
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
this is kinda like "Snow Crash" but I'm rolling my eyes a lot less and it's not as deeply tinged with male gaze and stephenson's *gestures*
Show threadEvanMar 5
@SnoopJ does the server only give you the first 512 bytes?
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
@scribblesonnapkins the size of an MBR does happen to line up nicely with the size of a (historical) IRC line!
Show threadJeff Miller (orange hatband)Mar 5
@SnoopJ Looks like the good ol' IBM PC glyph set for the low bits part of the table.
Show threadSnoopJMar 5
@jmeowmeow I believe you're right
Show threadJeff Miller (orange hatband)Mar 5

@SnoopJ The game RAMSAK was a Pac-Man clone-ish with a messy obstacle course of a board which made use of the internal speaker and those low bit glyphs, which is how they stay with me.

The programmer went on to fame and/or fortune in the Valley with more serious software, and we briefly crossed paths. He was surprised that I remembered.

Show thread20000lbs_of_CheeseMar 4
@SnoopJ you'll make a futuristic flaming arrow
Show threadDaniel CarosoneMar 4
@SnoopJ powerful cooling fans conveniently nearby
Show threadaburka 🫣Mar 4
@uep @SnoopJ I work on drones for a living, they absolutely run much cooler in the air than on my desk
Show threadaburka 🫣Mar 4
@SnoopJ have you tried overclocking the propellers
Show threadG. WozniakMar 4
@SnoopJ Ya gotta really slap that thermal paste on there.
Show threadAlexander KnochelMar 4
@SnoopJ You can try to differentiate LLMs and AI in public use next lol
Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@Quantensalat I like to put scare-quotes about "AI" to suggest the appropriate amount of contempt for the marketing catch-all
Show threadAllan ChowMar 4
@SnoopJ it's probably more responsive though?
Show threadrk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyMar 4

@SnoopJ

That’s goddamned beautiful.

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@rk if it was anybody else I don't think I would trust them to pull it off, but I admire his aesthetics a LOT. Dude walks the walk and spreads the code
Show threadrk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyMar 4

@SnoopJ

Where does it rank on the point-and-click adventure game cruelty scale? Sierra walking-dead?

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@rk no pixel-hunting yet but the puzzles are reasonably crunchy. Not King's Quest V crunchy, though. I referred to a hint guide once or twice on Pill Street and may do so again.
Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@rk oh and it also has an 'experience the story' mode, but it can only be enabled at game start if I understand right
Show threadrk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyMar 4

@SnoopJ

Any chance of getting into an unwinnable state?

Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@rk doesn't seem like it, no death opportunities either, or at least not yet.
Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@rk I would definitely not put it in the "mean" category like the games of the 90s 🤣
Show threadrtificialMar 4
@SnoopJ @MASTERBOOTRECORD is on tour in the US.
Show threadSnoopJMar 4
@rtificial @MASTERBOOTRECORD yep! I am blessed enough to live somewhere that regularly is on the tour list, too 🙏