Amanda RosedoffMar 1
Lady Laura 
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Show threadTheZorseFeb 28

@cmconseils

I love bed. Except when I'm supposed to go into it. And especially when I'm supposed to get out of it.

Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈Mar 1
@cmconseils the problem with bed is that it implies the existence of not bed.
Show threadDr Suzanne she/herMar 1
@cmconseils this what I’ve been saying all along!!
Show threadDavid C. Norris 🇺🇦 🗽Mar 1
@cmconseils Alt text missed the best part, which is that the mobile phone is possum-sized.
Show threadNyan MaxMar 1
@cmconseils Only with see this I want to go to sleep
Show threadAngela PeaceMar 1
@cmconseils 😂😂😂
Bed is nice
Show threadQuasitMar 2
@cmconseils
I think this is one of the Great Truths.