OP figures out love languages
https://slrpnk.net/post/34703486
I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me “whos a good boy?”.
I will wash the dishes for that.
Like a dog … with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, Grandfather, are these plates clean?