OP figures out love languages

https://slrpnk.net/post/34703486

I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me “whos a good boy?”.

I will wash the dishes for that.

Like a dog … with your tongue?

Is your name Coldwater?

Coldwater Joke

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, Grandfather, are these plates clean?

ThriftyFun