Mastodawn

I keep fu king up the alt text.
Here it is:
Cropped reddit screenshot of the r/TwoSentenceHorror community. Post titled quote;
"I love petting my cat" I said to myself as I turned on the lights unquote.
Body text reads quote;
Turns out my cat was sitting at the other side of the room, I was petting the ballsack of the killer clown that wants to kill me unquote.
Post by u/AlfredIsLegit

#altforyou