Mastodawn

I love bed. Except when I'm supposed to go into it. And especially when I'm supposed to get out of it.

@cmconseils the problem with bed is that it implies the existence of not bed.

@cmconseils this what I’ve been saying all along!!

@cmconseils Alt text missed the best part, which is that the mobile phone is possum-sized.

@cmconseils Only with see this I want to go to sleep

@cmconseils
I think this is one of the Great Truths.

@cmconseils my building still hasn't turned on the AC yet so my bed is wet hot and nasty. 🫩