if you aren't on a list by now, you're doing something wrong

I post all over Instagram that I’m the leader of antifa. Every chance it feels appropriate.

I hope I waste their time. I have a squeaky clean background.

No I’m the leader of antifa
There are so many of us
Oh yeah? Well, I’M the leader of the SUPER antifa, which is twice as antifa!! Also my uncle works at Mega Antifa!!