The Picard ManeuverFeb 28
Training goals
Show threadBCsvenFeb 28
Ha. Nice. What is interesting about that scenario is the human would be loading up on protein (probably meat based diet) and working hard to gain that, and the gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because.
Show threadViking_HippieFeb 28

gorillas sit around eating a vegetarian diet and have massive muscle mass just because they metabolize different kinds of protein MUCH more effectively than humans do and also are much more physically active than the average human

Fixed it for you.

Show threadlumpenproletariatFeb 28
Brb gonna go throw a gorilla into some nuclear waste and get it to bite me.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam
aw dude why waste all that nuclear waste on a gorilla when you could have a mandrill bite you
Feb 28 at 8:33pmWeb
Show threadlumpenproletariatFeb 28
Because mandrillman is already my tinder profile name.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamFeb 28
it seems more like we’ve found a (dear gods gag me but it’s the right word) synergy we could exploit