OP figures out love languages

https://slrpnk.net/post/34703486

Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!

OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.

Yes! That’s exactly what we… wait.
Does anyone else hear blink-182 in the background
Yes… I did… How did you know…?