I mean, they could end up being greed bros too and go into real estate or finance.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/56016264

All these straight privileged bros sure do go out of their way to do the gayest shit, and I say that as a bisexual man
Why would you assume they’re all straight?

Gay/bi dudes are interesting enough unique people to not have to pay for friends by joining a dumbass fraternity

Honestly I assume anyone that joins a fraternity is some type of quasi-sentient NPC incapable of thinking for themselves

Oh, c’mon now. People are individuals. You’re not really doing anyone any favors with these broad generalizations. Not all non-straight men are interesting, and not everyone who joined a fraternity is an NPC incapable of thinking for themselves. You can’t just take a massive group of people like that and treat them as if they’re all the same.
I know plenty of interesting straight men capable of thinking for themselves, and none of them ever joined a fraternity