Me (calling upstairs): "Kids! Dinner!"

Bae: "Why are you doing that? The kids aren't home."

[ Best Cat Queen Felicia comes running down the stairs and takes her seat at the table ]

Me: "That's why."

@pjf photo of the cat or it didn't happen...
@deepfryed : She was unimpressed with her salad.
@pjf @deepfryed you need to add a picture of the two of you yelling at her