Ok, but all that money wasted on streets could have gone to a nepo tech startup promising AI billboards that would feed ads to ppl.

/s

If they just built some more datacentres the snow would naturally melt form the climate change.
They are literally doing their best!
(And it’s horrific beyond comprehension.)
Heated driveways are old school. Nowadays we need bitcoin-mining sidewalks.
You mean paying contractors exorbitant rates for slave prison labor being paid $2.00/hr?
They increased prison labour to 2$/he now??
That’s socialism!!
That’s oddly specific, did I miss something?

No, not that I know of.
It was intentionally oddly specific for purely comedic reasons.

Doesn’t mean it won’t happen several times anyway.

Fair enough, cheers!