Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead

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Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead - Sopuli

> For months, callers to the Washington state Department of Licensing who have requested automated service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent. The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem. AI is putting The Onion out of business, not because The Onion articles can be written by AI, rather AI has just made this kind of satire nearly obsolete. The Onion is forced to retreat into existential screaming into the void humor, which they have done magnificently in the face of an unstoppable foe.

“Hey fool, we heard you like, want a license to drive and shit. Press uno if you want to flip this bitch around, hahahaha just kidding just kidding calm down. Press numero two of you want to drive. Press numero three if you’re a cabrona and have to reschedule a failed test, or press numero four if you like, wanna talk about your feeling or some shit. If you want to repeat these options press that hash homie, and thank you for calling the Washington state Department of Pendejos that get to decide that yours truly has to ride a fucking bike everywhere… in the rain. whistles good bye