“Breakfast is a vector space. You can place pancakes, crepes, and scrambled eggs on a simplex where the variables are the ratios between milk, eggs, and flour. We have explored too little of this manifold. More breakfasts can exist than we have known.”

https://moultano.wordpress.com/2026/02/22/the-hunt-for-dark-breakfast/

The Hunt for Dark Breakfast

With a theoretical model of breakfast, can we derive the existence of “dark breakfasts,” breakfasts that we know must exist, but have never observed?

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@mjd

There doesn't appear to be a name space for Toad in the Hole, but that's fine, it would certainly be within the triangle.

The triangle, btw, ought to be a pyramid, but that also is fine. The depth would represent sugar and would more correctly position some of the already displayed items.

Now where do we put Stargazy Pie?

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@JustJimWillDo It looks to me like it's on the edge of the pancake cluster, which is what I would expect. The first recipe I found was egg:flour:milk in an 8:6:7 ratio.