Mastodawn

Me (calling upstairs): "Kids! Dinner!"

Bae: "Why are you doing that? The kids aren't home."

[ Best Cat Queen Felicia comes running down the stairs and takes her seat at the table ]

Me: "That's why."

@pjf photo of the cat or it didn't happen...

@deepfryed : She was unimpressed with her salad.

@pjf 😂 she has to start eating healthy, not a young kitten anymore.