Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

https://feddit.uk/post/44990463

I already know nobody is going to click on OP’s link, so the short version is the magnet is permanently placed down in the cow’s second stomach and it stays there for life, and if the cow eats and nails or pieces of barbed wire, it sticks to the magnet instead of shredding up their intestines.
Thats actually fascinating.
Wait until you learn about portholes to their stomachs and methane vents people install on cows.
Literally true. You can reach inside a cannulated cow, but I definitely recommend the longest pair of rubber gloves you can find. The dishwashing kind will not cut it.
Alternatively, if the portal is large enough and you’re into it, you could just Ace Ventura it.
Everybody needs a hobby!