Hmm, this looks like an E-Ticket ride. #inventions
This one requires an investment in a top hat and a buddy. #inventions
This one involves some kind of... goose thing. #invention
@ai6yr i think it's a swan-boat. Those football shaped things could be rollers that would function as wheels, but they don't seem like very good paddles, considering it's meant to be an amphibious vehicle. But having all those pipes on the outside seems like it would be very distracting.
@ai6yr 0277667.pdf https://share.google/xhhwydhaQijrVYvxR here's the whole thing. I am particularly amused by the inventor's suggestions to use it for wartime reconnaissance (SO unobtrusive, who would suspect a thing! 🤣), and to add a barbwire cage to facilitate operating in alligator infested swamps.

@Ashmire HAHAHAHAHA

Reconnaissance Swan Boat

@ai6yr @Ashmire Sweet boat! Would love a picture.
@ai6yr Proof that you can patent any idea, regardless of how well it wouldn’t work.
@c_dan4th Now now, have you tried building a stealth floating goose-reconaissance-umbrella-thingy? It may well be the best thing since sliced bread! 🤪
@ai6yr that's better than some contemporary tandem designs
@th It's all good until the guy in front passes gas...
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You also have to be quite good at tandem-leaping-onto-tall-unstable-moving-objects 😐