What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?

https://lemmings.world/post/41851053

What about Gnostics? I feel there is some severe underrepresentation for my favourite flavour of heretics.
Contemporary Gnostics would be Hanna Montana Linux.
I’d love to see which heresies you think are which distro

To stay consistent with the running joke of the meme, heresies would be forks that don’t work and I wouldn’t recommend for anyone to use.

Like WSL being prosperity gospel.