The fearsome dragon  MORTIFYR'IXEN is currently away from his lair, allowing you to loot through parts of his treasure hoard. 
Much of the lair seems to be dedicated to kinky games and strange battle arenas, rooms with traps and groups of girls who compete to win his affection and escape. 

While searching, you find...
* 3d10 platinum
* d100 gold
* 1d6 scrolls of No Need For Food/Water 
* A bound, gagged, and thoroughly indignant ninja sorceress, suspended by chain and sealed in shining, gleamin