Victimless crime. Free Allen Osborne!

Still animal abuse. Sure, animals cannot speak on rape prevention courses about their experiences, nor face societal harm after the event, but animals generally don’t enjoy it, and you likely have to force the animal to do it with you (unless deeply in heat or something).

It was a dead deer. So it’s necro-bestiality.

Then I have to resort to the “eww… gross” argument…