eclaire sammie

with a side of joint

That is not an eclair but a long john.
Long John (doughnut) - Wikipedia

A Long John (also known as a bar, éclair, or finger doughnut)

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Long Johns are sometimes marketed as “éclairs”; the two pastries look similar but are created with different types of dough (steam-puffed vs. yeast-risen)